Thursday, September 11, 2008

German Lesbians Pick Top 10 Sexiest Actresses

Yes. I'm serious.

I'd originally intended to submit this to Oh No They Didn't!, a celebrity gossip blog to which I occasionally contribute, but another member beat me to the punch. Still...this has to be the most random poll ever - talk about a niche! - but I found it amusing & thought I should share! (And yes, these ARE the wretched photos the article chose to feature; I coulda done much, much better than most of these, so for the sake of eye candy, I HAVE. SERIOUSLY, if you're trying to make a case for any of these women being attractive, WHY wouldn't you choose the photos that I opted for???) The barely-there commentary beneath each photo is right from the source, too. Blasé!! Anyway, enjoy this image-heavy post (made much prettier by the photos I chose), and ask yourself how much money was spent on polling for the results. I don't get it.

From the source:

Lesbian Poll Tallies Up Top 10 Sexiest Actresses



Lesbian choice:
Hollywood’s sexiest women

8. September 2008, 14:55 Uhr


Lesbians rate [redacted so you'll be SURPRISED] as their top sexual fantasy, a new poll has revealed. The British actress took the number one spot in the 'Women We’d Love To Love' poll of 4,000 gay women.

#10. CATE BLANCHETT

Cate Blanchett just made it into the Top 10.

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#9. CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

Not only men seem to like her: Catherine Zeta-Jones is No.9.

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#8. EMILY BLUNT

No. 8: Emily Blunt, 24, (front) played in 'My Summer in Love' with Natalie Press.

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#7. THANDIE NEWTON

No. 7: Actress Thandie Newton.

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#6. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

British actress Keira Knightley (6th place) poses for photographers as she arrives for the world premiere of her film 'The Duchess'.

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#5. NAOMI WATTS

The English-born Australian actress Naomi Watts (5th place).

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#4. KATE WINSLET

Kate Winslet is in 4th place. She was nominated for an Oscar for her acting in 'Titanic'.

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#3. MINNIE DRIVER

Actress Minnie Driver came in third.

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#2. NICOLE KIDMAN

No. 2: Nicole Kidman. And the winner is...

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AND THE HOTTEST ACTRESS ACCORDING TO 4,000 GERMAN LESBIANS IS:



#1. RACHEL WEISZ

...actress Rachel Weisz, she is the sexiest of them all.

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I cannot think of any "sexiest whatever" poll EVER that chose to use THE most unflattering photos of their subjects more effectively than this one!! LMAO @ pics for #s 3 and 8!!! And I even think #2 might be a WAX FIGURE.

So who's missing from this list? I VOTE DREW BARRYMORE, but the majority of these choices seem to be of the underweight, non-curvy sort. Who's REALLY the sexiest actress out there?


[ poll source ]

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